It's been...whoo, let's see: eight months since my last post.
Guess what?
I'm still fat.
I've given up totally.
A few weeks ago I decided to just listen to my body and eat only when I'm hungry.
That lasted a week and I got down to 149.5 pounds. Then Christmas came, and well--you can imagine. Back up to 151.5 but really, who's counting? Who cares? I've grown accustom to my pudge, my little appendage.
Really, when you live it Dirtsville and words like Fresh Produce are completely relative, who can blame me? When you're kitchen is the size of a closet in New York, is there really any wonder?
The last few days my body has been craving tomatoes. I'm thinking I might just go to a grocery store and start chewing on it. Maybe I have a potassium deficiency.
Last time I posted I said I was volunteering at a local "Faith" "Based" radio station once a week. Well I'm still there. Volunteering. Five days a week for 7 hours a day. And some weekends. F-U-N. Not only do I do a lot of the bitch work, but now I have the shittiest show on radio, the Tuesday and Thursday midday show from 10:00am-3:00pm. It's all pre-recorded, which works well for me. Still, it's a big pain in the ass. Each day I need 12-15 thing to talk about, and in Fort McHellHole, the picking are vast indeed. And with it being a "Faith" "Based" radio station, I can't talk about douchebags, liquor, supernatural creatures, movies about supernatural creatures, magicians or illusionists, non-Christian religions, etc. Not because we're jerks, but because of of our fifteen listeners might get upset, and our owner does NOT like confrontation.
Right now I'm actually researching information for breaks so I don't have to take it home as homework, even though I still have to get up early to come to the studio and record it! As you can tell, I'm blogging so...it's going well.
Until another 8 months,
Cheers.
J.
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