Just drive into the dust!

I realize it is Saturday and I should have made a post on Wednesday, but I was sick and by the time the day ended I didn't care. I would have posted Thursday or Friday, but I figured you wouldn't care either.

last Saturday was fun. The NLHF Spring Fling Fundraiser found me completely intoxicated thanks to free wine from sponsors and from my friend who bought two rounds. I ended up sponsoring an IV poll for $200.00, which for that money should have my name engraved on it and should have an IV bag filled with gravy.
Then my friend and I went to Paddy's where more liquor was to be had and I stumbled drunkenly in what I thought was dancing. After almost blacked out on the taxi ride back home, I made sure to teeter and fall in car slush in the underground parking, specifically in the oil soaked car slush. I was totally hammered and cared not for my misfortune; I promptly threw up in the toilet, stripped down to my bra (apparently I was too drunk to get that off) and died in my bed.
The next morning I woke up still drunk and unable to drink water. A slice of bread cured that, but upon doing so made note of the curious oil splotches on the carpet.
And my dress is probably ruined.

Other than that I really have nothing further to report. I am sick; fighting off a cold. In some ways its worse than having a full blown one. There is constantly mucus trickling down my throat which causes a funny taste and texture on the back of my throat. I know in my mind only one thing can make this taste go away: sweet things. I would love a Pepsi right about now.

I was sick, like I said, on Wednesday, so I didn't weigh myself until after I got out of the shower. 149.5. I figure minus the half pound on account of wet hair. Although I weighed myself before the shower today and I was the same weight, so that blows.

Hunchback ends this week.
I am very sad about this.

My house is relatively clean. Bathrooms are clean, Living room is dusted and vacuumed, and with any luck will hopefully be steam vac-ed tomorrow.

I finished the first season of Castle last night. It's really...not that good of a show. The acting is atrocious, all the suspects are having affairs. It''s just stereotypically bad. But I feel like since I've invested this much time into it that I should finish what I've started.
Dave and I have recently really got into the show Community. I think it's the funniest thing on television. Best thing since Firefly. I really like that Anthony Michael Hall was in an episode.

Sure is a lot of sand.
I'm kinda hoping to just die of exposure out here before I die of boredom.