Day 16

Weight (Wii Fit): JUST under 149 lbs.
Weight (bathroom scale pre-pee): 146.2 lbs
Weight (bathroom scale post-pee): 145 lbs.

So...not only did I lose over a pound of weight due to urination, but for once, Wii Fit and the bathroom scale agreed: I lost only 0.2 lbs since yesterday.
AH well, fuck the both of them. I'm almost done anyway.


I'm quickly trying to choke down my 54 oz of water. Only to say I did it.
[Done]

Women's One-a-Day multivitamin and 500mg Sunksit Vitamin C tablet.
You know, I really thought I'd get sick during this diet (because I'm not eating anything with fucking nutrients my body needs), but I've been fine (knock on wood...[Done]). Knowing my luck though, as soon as I put fruit in my mouth, I'll come down with the swine flu or something. Which actually wouldn't bother me; it would be a prolonging of my diet. A cold would suck though.

Woke up (later than I wanted) and did the Slim in Six video workout that Dave downloaded for me. It's...hard. There are no breaks. You know like walking in place? It's just go go go. And then go some more. I had to pause it to take a break. And because of my knees, I can't do the squats like they do, nor the "push ups." They do girl push-ups, but the way she started the move out was really awkward and I couldn't do it. Plus the yoga matt is kinda thin and our floors are SUPPER hard. Also, I can't do the reverse crunches because of my back.
You know what else? The woman leading the video has NO rhythm. You're supposed to keep in time with the music, but she just goes on her merry way, or speeds it up. I just had to stop looking at the screen and go with my ears. And the speed ups? Can't keep up! I don't know how they do the complete move in that short of time.
I'm going to Gilad tomorrow. At least he understands me.



10:45am
1 scoop chocolate fudge protein powder - 1g

*note* I was literally catatonic after the workout. I was really depressed and stuff and just sat there and couldn't move. But I DID have my shake within the necessary time limit.



2:00pm
1/2 chicken breast - 0g
1 chicken tender - 0g
A couple green beans (literally) - 2g
Soy sauce - 1g
Cream cheese and seasoning - 1g
1 diet soda - 0g
1 Baby bel - 0g


*note* Basically I had the leftovers from last night's supper and a chicken tender I made with cream cheese and herbs. Today I also walked to the grocery store and back. Dave wanted me to pick up chicken broth and mushrooms. When I got back, I cleaned off the outside chairs and brought them in. Oh yeah, also had to swiffer the guest bathroom because the FAN WAS LEAKING. Something overflowed in the bathroom in the vacant apartment above us last night, so we had to call in the plumber dude. Didn't get to bed until midnight. But that's neither here nor there.



6:00pm
Egg drop soup:
Chicken broth - 0g
Egg beaters - 0g
1 real egg - ?0
Bacon and mushrooms - 2g
Chives - 0g

*note* Dave made dinner again tonight. Once again, I have to make up numbers because I don't know the exact measurements of factoids about certain ingredients, like mushrooms. He also added salt and pepper, though once again, I don't know how much. It was yummy. The eggs were a bit bizzare, but they were cooked, so who can complain?


Dave and I went with a friend to see Zombieland. At first I thought, "Oh great. Another trip to the desert." But I was totally cool with it. Had a medium diet Pepsi. And by medium I mean Movie theatre concessions medium, so fucking huge. I did okay with no popcorn. Although, I saw a poster cut out for "Chance of Meatballs" cartoon movie, and they had animated doughnuts...chocolate, with sprinkles. it was like Homer Simpson pocessed my body (after the movie our friend went to Tim Hortons. Luckily, I had to pee really bad, and that kind of blocked my inate desire for doughnuts).

If you haven'ty seen Zombieland, get off your ass.
I think I may have a crush on Woody Harrelson. I can't believe that motherfucker was on fucking CHEERS, dude.
And can someone tell me why they keep advertsing for 2012? John Cusak is just a shit poor substitute for Nic Cage. Yeah. Think about it.


9:15pm
1 vanilla Atkins Advantge shake - 2g


Until tomorrow, say NO to the Krispy Creme!!
J. Thompson